Wilderness Sighting!!

- Specimen: Fergus Lurkus
- Genus: Hominus Hippius
- Age: Undetermined. 35 - 45 years, based on sun exposure
- Habitat: Lurks wherever single females can be found
- Dwelling: Deep forest Tipi's (te·pee or tee·pee or ti·pi n. a conical tent built around wooden poles that cross at the top.)
- Mating Call: The deep sounds of the Didgeridoo
- Native Costume: Crocodile necklace and very short shorts

Caution: While harmless, this species has been known to shock defenseless prey through a variety of means, including: unsolicited Didgeridoo vibrational back massage, close proximity naked sunbathing, and wild claims of fame as driftwood artist and expert Tipi-builder. If you should encounter this species lurking in the wild, do not accept invitation to "come into the woods with me." Instead report Furgus Lurkus sighting immediately to your nearest Hippie Control Center.

Comments

[Estelle]

Fergus Lurkus is lurking all around,
All the girls are hiding, but he can always be found,
Staring at you peversely, or slapping a didgereedoo in your back,
But nothing can prepare you for when he launches his attack,
As his upside down genitalia goes flying through the air,
Overcome by shock, it is very hard not to stare,
Fully clothed he emulates outback hero Mick Dundee,
He explains, "then I may be more likely to get someone to f**k me in my tipi".